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Your nostrils quiver. Your eyes widen.
WHEN YOU OUTSIDE AND SMELL THAT 100,000X ZAZA

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WHEN YOU OUTSIDE THE TRENCHES AND SMELL THAT $ZAZA

Blazehog smelled it first. Nigga now your portfolio is about to get higher than Snoop on 4/20.

WE TAKE YOUR

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Why Choose $ZAZA

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PREMIUM-GRADE BRAIN DAMAGE

The same dopamine hit as finding an eighth of Runtz for $20!

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FAST AF TRANSACTIONS

Faster than your dealer texting "5 mins away" for the third hour

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Global Delusion

Detectable by degens with portfolio-induced PTSD worldwide

The Chronic Chronicles

When Blazehog, our terminally-blazed hedgehog mascot, isn't busy spinning into enemies or overthrowing Middle Eastern regimes, he's sniffing out gains with the precision of a DEA drug dog at a Grateful Dead reunion. $ZAZA is what happens when internet culture smokes an entire dispensary and enter the trenches.

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Smell that $ZAZA

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How To get that $ZAZA

Set up a wallet, add SOL, hit pump.fun, swap for $ZAZA, and contemplate your life choices.

BUY $ZAZA
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User Info FIND THE PF PAGE

Navigate to pump.fun with whatever functioning brain cells you have left

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User Info Connect your blazed wallet

Phantom, Solflare, or whatever vessel holds your crypto journey

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User Info SWAP SOL FOR $ZAZA

Transform ordinary SOL into extraordinary aromatic $ZAZA

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Roadmap: Blazehog's Olfactory Journey To The Moon

Stage 1:

THE FIRST HIT

  • Unleash green hedgehog with nose powers that make bloodhounds jealous
  • Deploy on Solana because Ethereum gas fees are higher than Snoop Dogg
  • Build community of degenerates who still have money after OM, SafeMoon and Luna
Stage: 2

PASSING THE BLUNT

  • Launch meme generator that turns your "When you outside" moments into $ZAZA art
  • Host "Ultimate Sniffer" contests with prizes that smell like victory
  • Collab with meme lords who understand the exotic nature of our mission
Stage: 3

MAXIMUM ZAZA ENERGY

  • Drop NFTs that look like they were made during a ketamine binge
  • Create "Smell-to-Earn" game where your detection skills earn you rewards
  • Get listed on exchanges that operate from countries without extradition treaties
Stage: 4

PARANOIA KICKS IN

  • Develop app that alerts you when fresh $ZAZA is detected nearby
  • Create DAO where votes are weighted by how bloodshot your eyes are
  • Partner with air freshener companies for the ultimate crossover
Stage: 5

EITHER LAMBOS OR FOOD STAMPS

  • Sell merch that nobody will wear in public
  • Pivot to "educational content" when SEC starts breathing down our necks
  • Pretend this was all about the technology or community or something
Stage 1:

THE FIRST HIT

  • Unleash green hedgehog with nose powers that make bloodhounds jealous
  • Deploy on Solana because Ethereum gas fees are higher than Snoop Dogg
  • Build community of degenerates who still have money after OM, SafeMoon and Luna
Stage: 2

PASSING THE BLUNT

  • Launch meme generator that turns your "When you outside" moments into $ZAZA art
  • Host "Ultimate Sniffer" contests with prizes that smell like victory
  • Collab with meme lords who understand the exotic nature of our mission
Stage: 3

MAXIMUM ZAZA ENERGY

  • Drop NFTs that look like they were made during a ketamine binge
  • Create "Smell-to-Earn" game where your detection skills earn you rewards
  • Get listed on exchanges that operate from countries without extradition treaties
Stage: 4

PARANOIA KICKS IN

  • Develop app that alerts you when fresh $ZAZA is detected nearby
  • Create DAO where votes are weighted by how bloodshot your eyes are
  • Partner with air freshener companies for the ultimate crossover
Stage: 5

EITHER LAMBOS OR FOOD STAMPS

  • Sell merch that nobody will wear in public
  • Pivot to "educational content" when SEC starts breathing down our necks
  • Pretend this was all about the technology or community or something

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WHERE THE $ZAZA FLOWS:

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TOTAL SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000 ZAZA

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Holder Benefits (CERTIFIED EXOTIC)

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Token Benefits

Ability to say "I was there" when it all collapses

Stories to tell your grandkids about why they don't have a college fund

Sniff Before Normies - Get that first whiff 69 seconds before the plebs

Digital certificates proving your nose is calibrated to detect premium ZAZA from three blockchains away

FAQ (FREQUENTLY ZAZA'D QUESTIONS)

$ZAZA is what happens when the "when you outside and smell that ZAZA" meme snorts a line of blockchain. It's Blazehog's gift to humanity after he found the secret stash behind Sonic's dumpster.

Other coins have dogs, frogs, and whatever the fuck PEPE is. We have a green hedgehog who can smell your portfolio from three blocks away and knows exactly when you panic sold.

In any Solana wallet that doesn't judge you for your life choices. Phantom works if you're basic. Solflare if you're trying to impress that crypto chick who ghosted you.

Only if she's the type who knew what "that ZAZA smell" was before you did. And let's be real, she probably did.

$ZAZA exists in international nostrils. We don't check passports, just vibes.

When you take a deep enough sniff to transcend space and time. Blazehog already has three, but he's too high to find the keys.